I know this is horrible to even suggest but is anyone else of the opinion that people who can think of the most simple yet effective methods are just pure genius?
Here are a few of my favourite examples:
1) Cili mulut - Any idea how ouch this can get? This has to be officially/legally classified as a form of torture somewhere in the world.
2) Waterboarding - To hell with fancy schmancy technology and expensive nonsense; all you need is a board and a watering can. Let's face it, there are people (can we even call them that?) who deserve this.
3) My dad's paint remover plan - Just one swipe of this and the mat rempits will think twice before leaving their motorcycles in front of our gate ever again. Same goes for the illegally parked cars clogging up our street every night.
4) Chemical castration - Self-explanatory.
I'm sleepy. More on this another day... Pleasant dreams :-D
Here are a few of my favourite examples:
1) Cili mulut - Any idea how ouch this can get? This has to be officially/legally classified as a form of torture somewhere in the world.
2) Waterboarding - To hell with fancy schmancy technology and expensive nonsense; all you need is a board and a watering can. Let's face it, there are people (can we even call them that?) who deserve this.
3) My dad's paint remover plan - Just one swipe of this and the mat rempits will think twice before leaving their motorcycles in front of our gate ever again. Same goes for the illegally parked cars clogging up our street every night.
4) Chemical castration - Self-explanatory.
I'm sleepy. More on this another day... Pleasant dreams :-D
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